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2000-02-16 - Spec's Music; Miami, FL, US
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stage banter - contest
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- BC:
- ok. lets try one more different track, okay, you, you right there come
here, yes come here. You don't have to if you don't want to, but, hold on.
You, yes. Come here. Hold on, hold on, hold on you right there, come here,
ok.
We're going to play pumpkin trivia. Whoever gets this, whoever wins gets a
special prize, hold on.
ok
When is my birthday?
(screaming)
[bzzt]
What is the date?
[bzzt]
[bzzt]
If you're not playing the contest, it doesn't matter. Question two.
Okay, what was the name of my original band?
(screaming)
[bzzt]
- Contestant:
- The marked, from right here in Florida.
- BC:
- Correct! One point for you. Okay. What was the name of our
first single and the B-Side.
(screaming)
[bzzt]
- Contestant:
- I am one
- BC:
- What's the B-Side?
[bzzt]
(screaming Tristessa)
Not worth asking. Sorry. 1989 Limited potential label (laughs). Okay,
uhm. Let's see. Uuhm. They're not going to know that. And the prize is
so good you gotta...
Are you uncomfortable playing this contest?
- Crowd member:
- WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF YOUR SKULL?
- BC:
- Are you no longer (in depth?)
Okay. Hold on. ....on your side .
Okay, ready? okay, ready? you're not playing anymore. (Mic fucks up
here)
No distraction
Here's a trick question. How old am I?
(screaming young ages)
Oh, thank you no.
[bzzt]
- Contestant:
- 32
- BC:
- correct. Okay. All right, one more question. What is
James' middle name.
(James stops playing)
- Crowd member:
- FRANK!!!
- BC:
- Alan? Is your middle name Alan?
Good guess, but wrong. Um
- Crowd member:
- JONAS JADED!!
- BC:
- Um...when was the band formed?
- Crowd:
- (198x....screams every year from the decade)
- Contestant:
- 1988
- BC:
- correct. '88. ding ding ding ding.
What city are we now in?
- Crowd:
- Miami
- BC:
- correct, it's a tie!
(crowd laughs)
- Crowd member:
- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- BC:
- Ok, last and final question, this will decide the tiebreaker, for
the special prize, um...why do men suck so bad
- Contestant:
- Because they're.....
- BC:
- Say it again one more time, hold on, hold on.
- Contestant:
- Because they're men.
- BC:
- that's the correct answer, you win the special prize. Ding ding ding
ding. You get the complimentary pick, and you win, because Jimmy's not
here, you get Jimmy's guitar. AND, this isn't just any guitar, this
guitar was used on the new album, Machina/The Machines of God coming out
February 29. Why's this guy giving you the finger? I'm sorry you're not
in the contest sir. You wouldn't have won anyway. You're not cute
enough. You're not as cute as she is. James? OK, that's very nice, James
is giving you a guitar pedal as a runner up prize. A Super Phaser.
James, was that pedal used on the album? That pedal was used on the
album as well. Here you go, signed this guitar for you hope you enjoy,
I'm giving you the case too. So, uh, ok everyone's got to go home now.
Goodbye. Love you. Thank you. Take care everybody.
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